Friday, November 22, 2013

Miss Jolly Regrets She's Unable to Write Today

I write to you from beside the sickbed of D.D. Jolly.  The cold does not agree with her and she is laid up with a serious case of hat head.  Dr. Hennessey-Bourbon, her personal physician, has been around and assured me D.D.’s vitals are stable and prescribed a regimen of roasted duck with fig-cherry glaze and hourly injections of Ibogaine.  Miss Jolly sends her regrets and promises to write soon.